claud and me are so bad for each other. when together, we just shop, and shop and shop somemore. from chapel street to melbourne central, we shop up a storm. i'll spare claud the pain of detailing what she bought, but i bought 3 button downs, a pair of shoes, a cap (*cough cough), and picked up a bottle of wine on my way home.

i have resolved to stay home all weekend to work on my papers. in staying home, i will save money by not eating out. staying home means less money on coffee and will probably mean less money on cigarettes as well as standing alone on my balcony is not one of my favorite things to do. what all this means is that my purchases today are more than justified. see, if hadn't spent what i spent, i would be making plans right now to go next blue tommorow or something and blow a hundred bucks easy on drinks, or i'd be eating oysters with sammii in the evening..or whatever. now that i've got my little presents for myself, i've got the incentive to stay home and get my work done.

its all quite brilliant isnt it?



ministry of sound presents: annual 2004

the one day i decide to attend tute, the dumb motherfuck of a class is cancelled on me. im sitting there, thinking how odd it is that there is no one where except for one other boy, so i turn to him and go:

"uhmm..you reckon there's no tute today?"
him: "i haven't been here the past three weeks, i wouldn't know"
"yeah same here. maybe they cancelled it and told everyone last week"
him: "lets just stay for another 5 minutes just to be sure"

at the end of it all, i headed to the library to get some research done. i now have until wednesday to submit that paper. although..and i know its probably stupid..but i could have taken up her offer of one week..but then again, me being the procrastinator that i am, would wait til thursday night to do it and kill myself in the process. so, wise decision i think.

later in the evening, met jev and sammii for dumplings (winnie, you should have been there with us) and a movie. THE movie to be exact. after kill bill 2, i dont think i could ever hold another movie so close to my heart (fave line of all time now). it was nothing short of spectacular, as was kill bill vol 1. i think elle driver has surpassed o-ren ishii as my favorite antagonist. not to mention, she's got a pair of nice tits for someone her age. anyway, point is, the movie was incredible. we could not stop yapping about it the moment we stepped out of the movie theatre (well, until we saw this butch-man couple)

i dont judge, but that was seriously some funny looking shit. i laughed so hard i looked as though i was going to "laugh my balls off", said sam.

i feel i may want to chill out over a couple drinks tommorow night. nothing fancy. maybe a bottle of wine over at someone's place or something? claud homie, wanted to call you for the movie today but u didnt answer your phone! if u meet me tomm, i promise i'll fill you in on all that you've been missing. hahaha.

sammii, i just want you to know that i still love you even though you almost made me walk around with my rattan slippers in one foot and your pink rubber slipper in the other, and even though you are forcing me to help you with your homework and play a psycotic stalker, and most of all, even though you're a liar and the cause of all their problems with your constant phonecalls begging our favorite cadet to take u back, put you up etc etc , but i still love you after all this burrrshit. but then again, who am i to judge? im just a poser after all..ooh and a liar too. fan-fucking-tastic hey? :D



malcolm mclaren - about her

i am most upset right now. i blogged alot, about how much fun i had today with my lovely twin..how we're obsessed with bottom of the harbour's oysters, how we had yummy ice cream, how we marvelled at our two poster sluts for moral depravity.. u know, all that jazz. and its gone :( most upset.

and to make matters worse, i've forgotten everything i said.

lynn called today and while i was freaking out majorly about how silly she was to be calling me in australia, she, in her monotone voice, is going "nevermind larr..im at home what..why i cannot call you?" im so excited about our B&B in june..we've got to map out a plan, draw up menus, invite guests. so fun :D and twinnie, we are latte's new godparents!!! i am so thrilled! i promise promise to take her out to walk all the time. will even take her to west mall. maybe she and the other two human bitches could meet up..like u know, while they're taking a doggy piss on a grassy knoll or something.

yangyangs for everyone..wei, huney, anne, lynn & kevan, winnie (although you've been so naughty you deserve to be pulling your ears from now until june), my darling twinnie (i kweesh u tomolo, no burrshit), homies jev and claud... fucking funniest comments in the world! there is so much love!


xoxo,
harlot/huney/dogfather/pinnie/twinnie/homie
(i do so love my many names)



**sammii on the nicoll highway incident - "oh shit! my dad drives on nicole kidman everyday!" **

due to the night's exciting turn of events, i have found myself hard pressed to concentrate on my books. am talking to kev right now and we have both come to the same conclusion. the two of them, ones a dumb slut, ones a stupid motherfucker. they are so made for each other. yes, they call it love. some say, it was written in the stars.

twinnie, there is no love. why haven't you called back?? dont talk so long on the phone okay..you've got that assignment to do. i get out of class at 515 tommorow and will probably head to the library. anybody? claud? twin?

and j, i've said it once, i'll say it again and i'll say it here, so if anybody has a problem with it, they know who to point the finger at. we may not be on terrific terms, but we once were, and during all that time you've known me, when have i lied about those sorts of things? it happened and i am not proud of it. but understand that just as it takes two hands to clap, it takes two girls to fuck. i will not tell you who to believe, and who not to believe, nor pull on your heart strings and emotionally blackmail you with bullshit about how close you are to my heart. dont believe what im saying for me, or for sam. nobody has the right to tell you how to do, or how to feel except yourself. i've said what i've said and detailed the events to form a clearer picture. the rest, as they say, is in your hands.

scanning through johan's album, i found this, among many other awfully taken pictures (hahaha). for the first time ever, here's a picture of my homie claud, and my twinnie sam, and me, clubbing at next blue last saturday.



WAHAHAHAHAHA!

huggies lynn sweetie

First best friend: candice (she denies this but i swear we were best friends back in kellock!)

First date: sec 2 (late bloomer)

First break-up: sec 2..if u can even call it a break up..me being the slut that i was back then. WAHAH!

First self purchased album:
AARON KWOK!! his first album forgot the name. it was a cassette tape..that was how long ago this was.

First funeral: maternal grandmother. think i was like 4.

First pets: two fishes and two terrapins called anthony and antoinette

First piercing/tattoo: 15? late bloomer larrr..

First enemy: amanda neo! like back in p2. she didnt know i hated her. i played her so well she even invited me to her birthday party that year. wahahaha.

First play/musical/performance: back in k1, some graduation shit. i had to walk around in horrid red polyester shorts and this ugly t-shirt that said PA (yah i was in people's association...but switched to PAP in k2..kiasu parents).

Current girl best friend: eh i dunno leh. not really the best friend sort. i like to share my love ;D

Current martial status: single and fabulous!

Current song playing: the hives - hate to say i told you so

Current thoughts: i want to sleep like NOW..how the fuck am i going to ever finish this bloody paper??!

Current taste: earl grey tea

Current emotions: sleepy..if sleepy counts as an emotion

Current status online: away

Current fav. person: what the hell is a fav person?? meaning like a celeb i like is it? uhhmm i currently very dig ms oklahoma from the ms america 2004 pageant.

Current wonder: when will i get to sleep??

Current instrument played: havent played the guitar in ages but im pretty sure i can still figure a tune out..

Current need: SLEEP and medicated oil to dab on my eyes (supposedly help u stay awake. wahahah)

*LAST*

Last cigarette: 20 minutes ago

Last kiss: last saturday..WAHAHAHHAHAHA!!

Last good cry: like january or something...

Last movie seen: secret window

Last beverage drank: earl grey tea

Last food consumed: boiled peas (my housemate complains i always eat baby food)

Last crush: ooh still crushing..the G person..oh and another one! lynn knows who..wahahahaha.

Last phone call: like 2 hours ago..called sister in singapore up to ask is "piece de resistance" should be italicized or not.

Last tv show watched: american idol

Last time showered: half an hour ago

Last shoes worn: my lovely (but blister inducing) rattan slippers

Last cd played: eamon

Last item bought: NW (this week: INSIDE BECKS' SHOCK AFFAIR!)

Last annoyance: uhmm. yep. lets just say its an on going type of annoyance...

Last disappointment: over dinner finding out that Person of Interest G is happily attached again. wahahha. sound quite evil hor.

Last ice cream eaten: mint and rocher gelato with twinnie and jev like three sundays ago

Last time wanting to die: never happened

Last shirt worn: vintage blue stripey snap shirt

Last website visited: lynn's blog

kudos to my darling twin

10 IMPORTANT THINGS INSIDE YOUR BACKPACK/SCHOOL BAG/PURSE: (RANDOM ORDER)

1. credit card (ditto)
2. bank card (ditto)
3. cigarettes, lighter
4. journal
5. phone (it may be blind, but it still rings dammit)
6. notebook for whichever class i'm about to attend
7. keys
8. hair clay
9. water (when i remember to bring)
10. tissue paper now that i'm sick

9 THINGS THAT U REALLY WANT RIGHT NOW:
1. an A for my impossible paper
2. asics mexico..forgot what the exact name but its nice and brown
3. comme des garcons button down shirt with these blue stripey patches
4. militaryish shirt from industrie
5. tsubi forgot what model jeans (as u can tell, im not very exact with my wants)
6. that denim jacket from gstar..although it fits odd..claud knows what im talking about
7. an extension on my stay here
8. peace...no more lesbian drama please
9. tall, skinny, angular face, generous lips...come on, you all know the drill :D

8 OF YOUR FAVORITE FOOD:
1. mashed potatoes and gravy
2. greco fried potatoes
3. potatoes and sour cream
4. corned beef
5. shanghainese dumplings and vinegar
6. old airport rd hokkien mee
7. warm chicken avocado etc etc salad
8. pumpkin muffins

7 THINGS YOU COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT
1. family
2. god, the ablilty to rely on god, etc etc
3. cigarettes
4. shopping??
5. girls
6. sleep..lots and lots of sleep
7. friends

6 OF YOUR FAVE MOVIES
1. kill bill
2. moulin rouge
3. my left eye can see ghost
4. hackers
5. zoolander
6. airborne (remember?? early 90s roller blading flick??)

5 THINGS IN YOUR ROOM
1. balcony doors (haha!)
2. a heap of clothes
3. bed
4. coffee table
5. uncomfortable ikea chairs

4 THINGS YOU ATE/DRINK TODAY
1. earl grey tea
2. mee sua (housemate cooked..majorly yummers)
3. dark chocolate tim tams
4. medicine and water?

3 OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS
1. sammii
2. ling
3. jun

2 THINGS YOU USUALLY READ
1. horoscope and trash tabloids (NW! YEAH!!)
2. magazines that turn you into a really materialistic bitch (vogue, in style, gq)

1 PERSON YOU CAN'T FORGET
1. this is like a love/relationship related question right..so maybe like..M?